Friday, September 15, 2006

SEX ED

Sex is by far one of the top 5 things in a relationship, in no specific order the others are, communication, trust, friendship, and the ability to compromise (be flexible ). if any of these are absent then one has to assume the relationship is not strong and will never survive for any long period of time.

scenario: your b/f tells you that the sex that both of oyu share is boring and that you have done everything else, to top it off he hasnt even given you at some breast action in 3 weeks. all things equal, what do you conclude?

A. he doesnt find you attractive anymore
B. he's looking for a way to spend some time apart
c. hes not into sex anymore, and will only be periodically once every month
d. hes really not bored with sex, hes just tired of you having sex with him.

I'll wait for your answer........................................
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Well if you chose any of those answers , what would be your most likely conclusion if he refuses to talk to you about it.. do you?

A. conclude all the answers from the first question
B. conclude all the answers from the first question
c. conclude all the answers from the first question
d. conclude all the answers from the first question


once again i'll give you a minute......

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ok i'm sure you got all the answers, very smart, you must have a over 110 IQ. now if all answer hold true what would be your next step.

A. try once again to explain how important sex is to your man.
b. try to be understanding and wait another 3 weeks, oh no wait 4.5 weeks cause ur period is always around the corner.
c. tell your man that you cant live like that, and thats not the way a relationship should work, and really a relationship is mostly about trying to make another person happy and vis a vie that person try to make you happy. and tell that person either they be straight with you or they wont last for there 1 year anniversary(which by the way is an ultimatum, and since hes a man, he'll laugh in your face and tell you to do what you must, cause he dont take no orders from nobody).
d. or do you try to scare the fool and tell him if he dont have sex then he might get blue balls, and his nuts might fall off.

now if you get the answer, then you should go to mofo harvard. and look at the bright side if he dont take care of your needs then another nigga might ...once again sounds like an ultimatum, he'll still prob laugh in your face and say do what you must........

1 Comments:

At Monday, September 18, 2006 10:02:00 PM, Blogger Lyric27 said...

lmbo! what the hell is wrong with you?!?!

 

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