Hmmmm..

First and foremost i must reiterate my manly heterosexual nature and this, what i'm about to say makes me no less of a man.. but i like barack obama... so now i'm going to list the five reasons why i like obama

5. hes a commanding figure
4. hes married to a succesfuls beautiful black woman
3. hes a black man in congress
2. hes a lawyer

and the number 1 reason why i like obama is that...

1. he just appeared on monday night football and gave the best intro i have ever seen and to top it off he did it as a chicago bears fan....(if its on youtube i'll post it)

now all that being said, i am now wholy and truly convinced that he is the devil / Antichrist, and here are my three reasons to think he is the anti Christ

3. noone has a bad word to say about him (except hes black.. dont go to texas.. r.i.p RFK and JFk)
2. hes a democrat (enough said)
1. Hes just too good to be true

so there.. but you know what, i heard the best parties are in hell.....